rants and ramblings
Sunday, May 8, 2016
Scratches.
Saturday, April 30, 2016
Why do you let that old cow bother you?
Today was a hard day. I felt an enormous amount of anger. So much anger that I wanted to throw up.
Last month our landlord told us that he would not be renewing our lease on the house we were renting. We had been there almost one year (our contract ended today) and we loved it. He said we were great tenants but he wanted his daughter to move in. At first I was stressed, but realized he wasn't breaching our contract. But over the last several weeks, I have become increasingly upset about it.
I remembered that four months into our lease, he asked us if we would want to move so his son could move in.
He wanted us to maintain the lawn with his lawn mower (part of the contract) but when it wouldn't work, he said we needed to buy our own.
He wanted his daughter to be able to move things into the house before we were out.
All of that was annoying. But bearable. And then today, after an incredibly busy two weeks of packing and moving things and cleaning and paying a lot of money to move when we didn't want to and watching my girls deal with all the confusion, it got worse. My siblings came over and helped us clean all day (I had already been cleaning for a few days). We all worked so hard, were incredibly thorough. We had professional carpet cleaners come. I left feeling that we had left it in great shape. They did a walk through with Jake (the landlord and his wife) and his wife ripped Jake apart. She was disgusted at how poorly we had left the house. She said it wasn't up to her standards, that it would take her several hours to clean up what we didn't do. She said she felt uncomfortable letting anyone (her daughter?!) move in with the state it was in. She made him feel like a child. I may not be the most pristine person when it comes to cleaning, but that house looked amazing. We spent a lot of money fixing things up so it looked great. And they didn't care at all.
When Jake told me about it, it took absolutely all of my self control to refrain from writing a strongly worded text. I hate when people make me feel small, but hate it more when it is done to my husband. My emotions are already heightened with the move and with the kids being a little more emotional, as well. It is a lot to take care of.
I got in the car and called my Granny. One of the loveliest people in the whole world. Truly. I had remembered that she told us a story growing up about living on a farm with a stubborn cow that didn't like to be milked. One day the cow was being especially difficult, and one of her relatives (a cousin or her brother, I can't recall) came running into the house frustrated at the situation. My granny's mother, who I hear was also quite a fantastic lady, said, "Why do you let that old cow bother you?". And it became a saying in the family, passed down to me and my siblings. I needed to hear my granny tell me about it tonight.
When I called, she said that it's really very sad that some people don't know how to deal with other people. That they don't even realize that they are rude and condescending. That they were never taught better or they feel the need to "be the big cheese", as she put it (love that). She said I should pity people like him. That I was justified in my frustrations. But that I also know better than him, and I am in control of my own emotions and reactions.
The more she kept referring to our landlord as an old cow, the more I realized that I am so glad I didn't retaliate today. She suggested I draw a picture of a cow with a big dumb tail dragging in the dirt and imagine it's him. I love that. I love her.
And I realized that I have been feeling anger toward other things. Things that simply aren't worth my energy. People saying dumb things online, people doing things that I don't understand. Today I hit my threshold. The thermometer broke. I realized today that my daughters need to see kindness in my actions and words. I'm sad that they heard me talking so angrily on the phone with Jake about it. I hope to exemplify love and patience. I guess this is what they call growing and learning.
Sunday, April 24, 2016
On Postpartum Depression.
When Jake and I found out we were pregnant, I started decorating the baby's room. They call it "nesting". That is exactly what it felt like. I was a mother bird preparing the perfect space for my little girl. I had matching lavender and yellow decor. I handmade most of it. I spent hours online trying to find the perfect matching bed sheets for her crib. My bags were packed for the hospital weeks in advance. I was so ready to be a mom.
Josie Lynn came to us five days late. The labor was nothing unusual. Everything went well. She was born on July 30th, 2012 at Logan Regional Hospital.
Sunday, March 20, 2016
Abbotts have top 10 lists.
I grew up in a large family. I have three older brothers and three younger sisters. We are all a little neurotic in our own way. But we have several threads that tie us together, within the fourteen year span of ages. One thing that we all seemed to do (and still do) is make mental lists of our favorite things. I think it comes from each of us wanting to define ourselves from the others, wanting to put our stamp on the things we like so that it was easier to represent who we were. The reason I even think to bring this up here is because I just told Jake I was going to blog. He asked about what, and I told him my top ten favorite movies. He chuckled and said, "That's such an Abbott thing to do". Yes, I know. It's weird. But when people ask me what my favorite movies are, I panic. I need to write it down. So here is my list, not in order. THAT is WAY too stressful, numbering things and such.
Frank
This is a fairly new addition to my top ten. As soon as I saw it, I wanted to watch it again and again. And so I have. I've seen it several times within the last year or two, and it becomes more charming every time. I love how hard Jon tries to piggyback on a weird band and totally ruins everything. I love Don's dedication to and jealousy of Frank. The music is like nothing else I've heard. Maggie Gyllenhaal is so fierce. I think what really makes this movie great is the ending. When the scene opens with Maggie Gyllenhaal's character singing "I Want to Marry a Lighthouse Keeper", you know it's gold. This is one of my new go to sick day movies.
Ruby Sparks
This was another movie I just sort of stumbled upon. When it came out at Redbox, Jake and I were just browsing and thought it looked interesting but hadn't heard of it. If you haven't experienced the excellence that is Zoe Kazan, you're missing out. She wrote and starred in this with real life boyfriend Paul Dano. This movie's message is that you can't change the person you love. You have to accept them for who they are. You can only truly change yourself. I have such a crush on Zoe. I think I actually just want to BE her.
Notting Hill
I have loved Julia Roberts since forever. This movie and My Best Friend's Wedding kind of go hand in hand, but this one a little more, I guess. As gross as Hugh Grant is in real life, he owned romantic comedies in the 90s. This is a totally unrealistic situation but I just buy it completely. The awkwardness of Hugh Grant's character, from recommending travel books to an uninterested movie star to accidentally saying "Whoopsie Daisies" over and over again to interviewing from Horse and Hound, it is so endearing. And the setting in a quaint little town out of London, just romantic comedy perfection.
Say Anything...
Another piggy back on my other brother. I have a vivid memory of him deciding that this would be the last movie he watched before going on an LDS mission. He was packing his bags, ironing his white shirts and quoting along with the movie late at night. I convinced my mom to let me stay up with him since he was leaving soon. I didn't understand all the intricacies of the love story, but I fell in love with Lloyd Dobbler, in all his awkward splendor. It's something my brother and I have shared over the years, even though it really is his movie and he's generous enough to let me love it, too. It came out the year after I was born but the graduating high school class was 1988 (the year I was born). It has always been fun to see how people dressed that year. I like the idea that an average guy can be with a beautiful brainiac. The nuances of his personality, the kickboxing, his nephew, his initial fear of old people... it's one of Cameron Crowe's best.
They Came Together
Jake and I are obsessed with this movie. We have seen it so many times within a short amount of time, but we always find something new in it that makes us laugh. It is completely ridiculous and probably annoying to most people. But it has saved us on many a bad day. We quote it on a daily basis. Also, I was under the illusion that Paul Rudd was an idiot before seeing this. I was SO wrong. I like him so much. And Amy Poehler, everyone loves that lady. Michael Showalter put his mark on this one, for sure. This would be my one desert island movie. As long as Jake could be there with me.
Joe Versus the Volcano
It's so sad to me that Tom Hanks is embarrassed of this movie. It is the best of the three Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks films. This was before Tom Hanks became a big deal. I watched this movie a lot growing up when I was sick or sad. It feels like a little piece of home. Also, Meg Ryan's three characters are so fun. And "I'm not arguing that with you! I know he can get the job, but can he do the job? Harry! If I said that, I would've been wrong!". The scene when Joe finds out he has a brain cloud and hugs a dog and a small child for an uncomfortably long time. When he says "I'm losin' my sole". That weird jagged symbol that keeps showing up throughout the movie. But especially the scene shown in the picture above. I miss young Tom Hanks.
As Good As it Gets
The characters are all so interesting. Greg Kinnear is fantastic, and Helen Hunt. But Jack Nicholson is the absolute best. I think there are probably some dangerous stereotypes in this (of gay and OCD people) but I love how they all come together and then things fall apart and somehow, in the end, everyone ends up pretty happy. I have a lot of neuroses, so maybe it's that Jack Nicholson's character makes me feel a little more normal and lovable.
Matilda
I think I've seen this movie more times than any other movies. My sisters and I can quote basically the whole thing. I have loved Roald Dahl since I was very young, and Matilda is my favorite of all his books. It is literally the only movie (besides To Kill a Mockingbird) that I feel is just as good as the book. There were a lot of crap family movies made in the early 90s, but this one has held up very well over the years. Also, Mara Wilson has turned out just as Matilda probably would!
Other movies I love that I love:
(still) Pretty in Pink
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
My Best Friend's Wedding
Moonrise Kingdom
Lord of the Rings (this one should probably be on the list, but it's too overwhelming to write about)
Hello, My Name is Doris (too new to add on a permanent list)
Babe
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
It's a Wonderful Life
Mary Poppins
Rear Window
Mean Girls
Pollyanna
Saturday, March 5, 2016
Zootopia's poignant political message.
I tend to overanalyze everything. But there were themes in this movie that were so obvious. I saw them even battling a 17 month old in the aisle. Many could argue that this is just a cartoon. Why would Disney be saying anything, when their goal is to entertain? I think Disney is a lot of things. I am appalled at their soaring Disneyland prices. They don't always represent women in a realistic way. They encourage heavy consumerism in children. BUT I do believe they realize the power they have over public thought. And that is something they take seriously. This film was released in the spring. It is not their big Summer blockbuster (Dory is up for the task this year). I think they are always in it for the money, but they can simultaneously tackle issues relevant to our time. Just look at Wall-e. Many politicians HATE that movie. Zootopia was nowhere near Wall-e status. But I will discuss a few things that I noticed. And since I am a millennial and we only have patience for the bullet point format in articles, I will try it. I bet you haven't even read these last two paragraphs, have you? You lazy friend, you.
1. The two main characters (Judy the bunny and Nick the fox) represent women and minorities.
Judy Hopps had a dream to become a cop in the big city. Everyone told her she couldn't. She made it through the police academy, got a job where she wanted, and was pushed down by the big animals who thought she was too small to do anything but give parking tickets. She started at the bottom and had to move her way to the top. She had to work harder than your average cop.
Two things said that stood out to me:
a) Judy says it's offensive when another animal (not a bunny) calls her cute. She corrects the fox when he calls her cute, saying it's okay when other bunnies do so, but it's considered rude if any other animal does.
b) "Are all bunnies bad drivers, or is it just you?". A common stereotype made toward women.
Nick the fox is labeled as a predator in the movie. A predator is any animal that historically hunts other animals, even though they are all civilized in current day. He is refused service at certain places, untrustworthy among other animals because of his "nature" and was told when he was a kid that he could never be like the "prey". He wasn't allowed to intermingle with them. There is a moment when Judy is being torn down by her boss. Nick defends her and then tells her to never let them see it affect her.
2. Affirmative action in hiring a bunny
There are several comments made about Judy being the first bunny cop to ever work in Zootopia. The only reason she was hired was because of an initiative put in place. The animals in charge hate it. But they have to do it to keep the mayor happy.
3. The population is 90% "prey" and 10% "predators", and the prey is still constantly trying to keep the predators in line with fear tactics.
There are so many quotes I wish I could find to represent what I'm saying. There was one line said by the assistant mayor (a sheep) that said that the predators threaten their very way of life because it is in their nature to hurt the majority. She continued to say they needed to use fear to keep them in line. This is so relevant today, I don't think I need to say much more. Except that the idea that certain animals are more violent by nature is not far from what some people think of certain races, historically.
4. Gazelle the superstar is totally Beyonce!
Okay, so she is actually voiced by Shakira. And maybe this one is a little bit of a stretch. But there is a singer that everyone (prey and predators alike) IDOLIZE named Gazelle. Her dance moves are even en pointe with Beyonce. The reason this matters (especially since the Super Bowl "fiasco", which Disney could not have predicted while making this movie) is that when news comes out that Predators might be more dangerous than previously thought, Gazelle holds a press conference saying that predators and prey can and should live in peace together. Beyonce has been a huge advocate for racial equality. I'm just saying.
5. Different districts for different animals.
This one seems obvious to make the film work. A mouse cannot live in the same area as an elephant, for safety reasons. But they take it further than that, referring to the rainforest district, the tundra district, there's an incident in the district where small critters live... and each district runs well on it's own, without others interfering. Certain animals belong in certain places, and there should be no crossover to keep things running smoothly. I suppose it's akin to the Bronx vs. Queens vs. Upper East Side of Manhattan.
There really is much more I'd like to say, but out of context of the film, it's a little more difficult. I really encourage everyone to see this. The overall message is that no matter the background, you can be who you want to be. It's a great message for kids, and a good reminder for adults.
Wednesday, March 2, 2016
The descent of Gwen Stefani and my accompanied disappointment.
So here is my first thought. It's about one of my favorite music groups ever, No Doubt.
Last week, the band announced that they would be continuing as a group, replacing Gwen Stefani with AFI frontman Davey Havok. Now, to be more clear, Gwen has said they aren't really replacing her, they're creating a "super group" punk band. But, if we're being honest, it's everyone in the band, minus her, adding a new guy. So for the sake of this post, let's just see through this "super group side project" garbage and get to the heart of things.
First, let me begin by saying that when Tragic Kingdom came out, I was really pretty young. I picked up on them a couple years after the album was released because my brother listened to them. And I idolized his taste in music. I remember walking in to see him watching the music video for "Spiderwebs" and being totally entranced by Gwen.